itssexualhour:

one time i was visiting my sister at college and there was this really hot british kid who was studying abroad and i started making out with him and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking and he was about to cum and i thought it would be really sexy to say “the british are coming” and needless to say he didnt think it was very funny

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